Real Name: Karl Michael Koch

Date Of Birth: 8.15.1969

Hometown: Buffalo, New York, U.S. BUFFALO WINGS yum

Eye Color: Blue *just like the creator of this website*

Hair Color: Brown

Fav Bands: Pixies, Nirvana, The Cars, Sonic Youth, Oasis, The Beach Boys, KISS, The Beatles, Devo, Flaming Lips, Pavement, They Might Be Giants, Radiohead, CAN'T FORGET WEEZER!!!

Fav Color: Red

Fav Food: Nachos!! *Nachos rule* Potato Chips, snacks

He Likes: Managing weezer, Weezer, his vinyls and music, MusiC, not to forget NACHOS!!!

He Dislikes: Losing his vinyls, Not having his collection of music, not getting royalties for weezer music

Hobbies: Listening to weezer, Managing the weezer website, Archiving literally every step and lyric and everything weezer makes.